Destination: Haiti

Destination: Haiti
Learn about the debt Zombies owe to the 2008 host city, Port-au-Prince.

Youth Decay

Youth Decay
Child survivors use Olympic stadiums for shelter. Events rescheduled for Sept. 27th, 28 days later than expected.

Dying to Get In

Dying to Get In
Outbreak of the Rage Virus around Europe causes record spike in ticket sales.

TV LISTINGS | SCHEDULE |  VIDEO | PHOTOS | SPORTS |  MEDALS |  COUNTRIES | GAMES  |  MOBILE |  LOCAL |
EVENTS
TRIALS: Office Worker Zombie [USA] completes 500m Shuffle in record 17m3s.    ZOMBIE FRED ON MOANING WIN: "Uhhfrrehhng Pllumph Uuhungg."
Bile Spitting
Body Tearing
Congregating
Fire Resistance
Flesh Eating
Groaning
Moaning
Pacing
Shambling
Shuffling
Skeeball
Threat Detection
Weight Lifting
Zombie Grundlinski Ousted For Doping.

GRUNDLINSKI ON DOPING: "NUUUHLLL MRAHUNNHG PUUIITT..."
Zombie weight lifter Nikoli Grundlinski [RUS] (pictured right) tests positive for Scopolamine, banned from competition.

Also: Groaning Trials | Best Hideouts to Dine in Haiti

Zombie Athlete Profiles

Michael Felch

USA

Michael Felch
Decaying Zombie

Germany

Decaying Zombie
Carrion Johnson

Australia

Carrion Johnson
Haley Gore

Russia

Haley Gore
Brainless Zombie

USA

Brainless Zombie

Team USA

Team USA

In 2004 at the U.K. Olympics, Team USA dominated China for Flesh Eating supremacy.

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The Best

The Best

Groaner Zombie Dick Papageorgio [ITA] recovers from a survivor attack and makes a triumphant return to the games.

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Shopping


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Now, on ZBC.com EXCLUSIVE
Interview with human survivors via satellite. The question posed: do blood thirsty zombies have the right to their own Olympics?

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Survivor: Chicago SURVIVOR: USA - 10pm
Greg and Abby were eliminated by fast zombies last week. Tune in this week to see if Jeb, Chrissy, and Rick can survive the mean streets of Chicago.

Blogs

Carol S. Hunter --
With the near suspension of the Fire Resistance event, the games commission has been mulling the dangers of various games, such as Bile Spitting...

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Judd Hearse --
With television viewership at an all time high among Zombies, will this year's games truly be able to pull off the near-impossible and guarantee a 100% television viewership?

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Featured Images

Featured Images

(Clockwise from Top Left) 2004's Bile Spitting, Threat Detection, Shambling gold medallist Holly Gooch, Body Tearing.

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Opening Ceremony

Opening Ceremony

Under military escort, rockers The Zombies will open the Port-au-Prince games. They will not be available for signings post-show.

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Past Games

Past Games

Zombie Gerald Balzak [FRA] was a national hero after his bombastic gold medal Shuffling win. Then life took a tragic turn...

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ZOMBIE LOVE

ZOMBIE LOVE

Zombie Dave Catching found his future wife at the 2004 games. Find the best places to meet eligible single in Port-au-Prince.

ZOMBIE LOOK-A-LIKES

ZOMBIE LOOK-A-LIKES

Officials are urging crowd goers to be on the lookout for survivors masquerading as zombies. Some simple tips can make your Olympic trip hassle free and safe.

POLYMER DISEASE

POLYMER DISEASE

Port-au-Prince is the only city in Haiti that harbors Polymer Disease, a virus that gives zombies a insatiable taste for plastic. Dr. Mroz gives us his thoughts.

KINGS OF CONGREGATION

KINGS OF CONGREGATION

France's Congregation team grouped together and won the silver at the U.K. games. Zombie Paz Jeuwitz recalls the harsh preparation she and her teammates endured.

HOWARD SPLEEN: MRAAHH

HOWARD SPLEEN: "MRAAHH"

Long time head of the Zombie Olympic Committee, Howard Spleen, became the chairmen as the result of a business coup in 1999.